Also, in other news, I'm looking for "New Life Cafe" at 26 S Hanover St. If anyone can find this elusive address, please let me know. Recording studio/organic foods equals perfect for the TC on the move. More importantly, today is exercise day...
Exercise Routine

Well, this attitude of mine will have to change... somewhat. I still subscribe to the notion that exercise for exercises sake is just boring as hell. However, instead of belaboring that sentiment and crying as I painstakingly engage in all sorts of stupid exercises for 91 days, I will choose to enjoy myself as much as possible while exercising. If I HAVE to exercise, I might as well make it feel less like pounding nails into my knee caps and eye-sockets. How, you dumbly ask? I'll tell you.
I will be exercising in game form. The most likely candidates come in the form of Dance Dance Revolution and the drum set in Rock Band. I will spend one full hour dancing my heart out to colored arrows, improving my health and my coordination. I just so happen to rock at DDR, by the way. When Wii Fit comes out (in August?), I will immediately purchase it, and begin centering my mind and body. I will rock out at band practices, swinging my hips and guitar sensuously to the music, just as I will rock out in Rock Band on the drums. I will never turn down a game of racketball, basketball, hockey, fencing, or soccer (I will ALWAYS turn down baseball, boxing, and Apples to Apples, damn it!). And even though it is not a game, I enjoy bicycling, so you will probably see me peddling at high speeds in downtown Carlisle... winking knowingly at everyone. It will be awesome!
To leave my comfort zone and challenge myself, I will be searching for a good exercise video or two. Hopefully I can find something that has less dancing and more ass-kicking, and also something that will firm up my butt for those that happen to squeeze it later (I'm knowingly winking at everyone!). Until, I feel comfortable with the silliness I always feel while attempting these videos, I will lock myself in my room, turn out all the lights and hope no one notices the noises I'm making.
Then, there's the usual. I can't avoid it. I will be push-upping and sit-upping to higher and higher numbers; this way at least it "feels" like a high-score game as I attempt more and more each day. Two years ago I hit 52 push-ups in one rep, if I remember correctly, and this time I'm going to shoot for 70 in one rep. Sit-ups... I can pretty much do these until my abs burst, so I'll most likely be adding weight to my chest and focusing more on the burn of each crunch than any numbers.


Most physical trainers help their clients target certain muscle groups on a rotational basis. Whether it means sectioning out the week into an upper and lower body muscle schedule, or focusing on cardiovascular work-outs between lifting sessions, variety is needed to help tone the entire human being. Full body work-outs, such as DDR and Tae-Bo will be helpful, but I will need to vary my habits. By keeping track of my progress in my diet blog and charts, there will be no doubt that I should be bicycling if I've been Sweatin to the Oldies three days in a row. I will definitely be focusing on cardio, as this will allow my heart rate to increase and induce glorious amounts of sweating, burning calories, burning fat cells, and oozing testosterone and all those enjoyable pheromones.
And, although I want shiny new abs for my birthday, the key is that I just STAY ACTIVE. The worst thing I can do is sit and play video games for 6 hours, then get up at 11 PM because I HAVE to, exercise for 45 minutes, do a few push-ups and then collapse in bed. Morning stretching and exercise promotes a healthy, sweat-driven day. There's a reason why you sweat all day at work, when you've had a work-out beforehand. You're muscles are still twitching with that kinetic energy, primed and pumped for more action. This also means that I will be commencing my exercise routine much earlier in the evening, so that I reap all of the benefits.
The most important piece of the Food Pyramid is proper exercise. Without that, I could start randomly passing kidney stones, die of heart failure, or worse... never be hot! That is a fate that this geek will not succumb to any time soon.
3 more days till teh hotness levels on TC start going up. Tomorrow, Strengthening of the Mind...
My preparations for today include: Sit-ups and Push-ups to warm up my stomach and chest with the initial pain of actually being used. I will also try Leg Magic in the living room.